According to several people, I am the humanized version of Grumpy Cat. I rubbed my ass on all of their pillows.
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
(via hotelkomaeda)
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(via alphalewolf)
she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it
(via ruinedchildhood)
MISHA GROUP HUG PASS IT ON
Sure, just shoot through the coat to save time. Not like that’s freaking hot or anything.
(via superfreakingnatural)
